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14 Feb 2017

We wanna send you and a friend to get funky with Galactic!

  SiriusXM presents their Galactic Winter Tour! It’s been more than 20 years since Ben Ellman, Robert Mercurio, Stanton Moore, Jeff Raines and Rich Vogel began exploring the seemingly limitless musical possibilities born out of their work together as Galactic. Since then, the seminal New Orleans band has consistently pushed artistic boundaries

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14 Feb 2017

Stuck inside? Trim Your Bush!

Breaking news! It’s been raining, kind of a lot, and with no indication of it ceasing anytime soon. In these moist times we live in, why not stay inside and give the ol’ bush some attention. What possibly better rainy day activity is there besides hunkering down and pruning the

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14 Feb 2017

Your ‘F**k Valentine’s’ Day Menu

Miso soup is a light, fresh first course to many Asian meals. It can also be a stellar start to any variety of five-course meal, as it will warm your belly without filling it up too much before the next four courses.

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14 Feb 2017

The Best Ways to Poison Your Ex-Lover

This isn’t an easy task, because the moment you Google “poison”, you’ll just get some wiki post about the American rock band or Bel Biv Devoe’s hit song from 1990. So, I’m here to tell you exactly how to get the job done right…with a bit of style.

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13 Feb 2017

Burger King is Getting Naughty for V-Day with an Adult Meal

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Oh Burger King, purveyor of fast food and bathrooms where people get busy in. You’ve provided many a road trip meal as well as a place to shit once that meal gave the consumer diarrhea.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
13 Feb 2017

PALentine’s Day: Celebrating Being Single with Friends

Valentine’s isn’t just for couples and all the single ladies! Spread the love by sharing the Day of Love with your single friends. Who cares if you’re single? You’re amazing, and you know it. Your friends are amazing and deserve all of the love, too! Valentine’s is a wonderful day

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11 Feb 2017

Lifetime TV Biopic About Teen Coed Porn Queen…is Actually Pretty Good

Lifetime TV, which launched some three decades ago as the “network for women”, (as in real life desperate housewives) has grown into a platform which is unafraid to tell real life stories that the major networks no longer have the guts to address. Lifetime has, on occasion, presented in-house productions

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