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02 Dec 2016

Best Paintings To Make Out In Front Of

Have you ever made out in front of a painting? If not, it’s a great way to spend a Friday night… or a Tuesday afternoon, or even a Sunday morning. Really, any time. All the time. You should definitely try it, and if you do, maybe try it in front

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02 Dec 2016

Why Don’t Europeans F***ing TIP?

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM By Jake Hart  Hello!  Oh you’re visiting NYC from Europe? So that means you can afford the cost of getting on a flying machine from across an ocean to come tool around/spend money(yours or someone

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01 Dec 2016

The Wharf’s Ugly Holiday Sweater Pub Crawl

In support of the Share the Warmth coat drive for San Francisco’s Homeless. Please bring a new or clean and gently-used coat, jacket, or hoodie size L-4XL only to donate at check-in. Give the gift of warmth to some of San Francisco’s vulnerable street population. (Not required but strongly encouraged)

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01 Dec 2016

Trump Cabinet Choices & Hopefuls

President-elect Donald Trump has been busy finding people to fill 4,000 government jobs in his new administration.  After appointing Stephen Bannon the executive chairmen of Breitbart News to Chief Strategist, many are speculating whether the choice is signaling a trend in appointments. Bannon’s ‘alt-right’ Breitbart network has published articles with titles like “Bill Kristol:

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30 Nov 2016

The Best Pseudo-Christmas Movies

Sometimes, especially right after Thanksgiving, you might just not be in the full holiday spirit yet. These following flicks will gently ease you into Christmas more efficiently than Santa trying to squeeze himself down a chimney after a milk and cookies bender

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30 Nov 2016

HellaSingle: Comedy Show, Dance Party, & Singles Mixer

Are you tired of swiping right? Bumble making you humble? On an unsuccessful Hinge binge? Or tired of your dating life not Happn’n (get it!?)? Well, come to #HellaSingle! SF’s only comedy show and dating mixer for singles ready to mingle! Come laugh at world class comedians and maybe meet

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30 Nov 2016

How Not To Be A Donkey At Your Holiday Work Party

Ah, office holiday soiree season! One of the few times of the year where you can get dressed up and partaaaay on the boss’s dime. Frankly, I have stayed with jobs solely to attend their holiday parties. Good stuff. But you hear it time and again, work holiday parties can

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