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Meet The People Who Lined Up At 4 AM For Symphony Tickets
This post is supported by the SF Symphony. Wanna support a post on the site? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com Monday was a high holy holiday for the hardest of hardcore classical music fans in San Francisco. Fanatical followers of the San Francisco Symphony were lining up before 4 a.m. Monday morning for
Ridiculous New Words that Apply to Your Ridiculous Dating Life
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Dating is hard, especially without the proper terms for describing your sometimes amazing, sometimes terrible experiences. The following terms will help you communicate all that you’ve been through and may even help
The Weird World of Underground Wrestling in Oakland
On a dark street, and in an even darker club in Oakland, there are arranged fights happening for money. And these Oakland warriors are not playing basketball, they’re body slamming, clothes lining, and diving from turnbuckles in full character and costume, to delight of a fanatic crowd. The first Friday of each
11 Workshops You Can Take at the Republican National Convention
Well it’s finally upon us. The national gathering of Rich Old White Men. After feeding the hate machine for so long by convincing working class white people that Black/Muslim/Mexican/Gay/etc people are the real reason they aren’t millionaires, the Republican Party has managed to unleash a monster that can’t put back
How an Electric Scooter Can Save the Air and Cows and Stuff
This ride was made possible by GenZe, the electric scooters that help you see your city in a whole new way. The East Bay is absolutely beautiful. There are rolling hills, gorgeous views, and giant trees reaching for the stars. I mean sure, West Oakland may look a little uh…industrial, and
Annoying Things Humans Deal With In the Summer Time
As a kid, summer is the longest period of freedom you’re given each year. Nearly three full months of being able to wake up each day and decide exactly what you’re going to make of it. What could be better? Carefree summers and childhood, like all things, don’t last. When
10 Pictures of Hunter Pence Being Hella Weird
Hunter Pence, the beautiful weirdo right fielder for the San Francisco Giants. This Texas native has given the world so many awkward amazing moments it was truly hard to narrow them down. But this lovable nerd certainly makes the National League West more interesting. With 201 career home runs he’s