SFMOMA‘s reconstruction is done and after almost 3 years of being closed, San Francisco’s contemporary art museum opened back up on May 14th. Inspired by the book, Overheard at the Museum, here are some things overheard by museum visitors (which may or may not be fictional): “If it’s modern art,

I love food. You love food. If you don’t love food, then you’re doing it wrong and I’d love to know how I can help.

But in our quest for ever-increasing (America!) and unique foods and drinks, we accidentally create objects of consumption so terrible that we should hang our heads in hubris and get drunk on the salty tears of an un-forgiving god.

I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available

We live in stressful times. We also live in a stressful place. Sometimes, you need to go where your brain can turn off and do what it really wants to do: hum Radiohead songs. This is your list of places in the near-ish vicinity that are some combination of beautiful,

There’s a new app in town: Chariot for Women. Ok, so it’s not really in town…yet. The app launched on April 19th, primarily in the Boston area. It’s only a matter of time before it hits New York and San Francisco. What’s different? This rideshare app is like Uber or Lyft, but

Dita von Teese is coming back to San Francisco with her newest show, Strip Strip Hooray!, at the Regency Ballroom from April 17-19. You can buy tickets here. First, you’re going to want to read about her love of all things San Francisco, sexy dancing men and drag queens. To

Good news, everyone! And I do, literally, mean everyone–because you can finally get birth control without a prescription in California as of Friday April 8th, 2016.  You won’t need a doctor’s appointment, just a short consultation with a pharmacist. The law passed quite a while ago but has been held up in

They’re not all white bros? What is happening??!

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Sometimes, you gotta do it. Actually, if you’re in SF, you’re probably doing it a lot. The general consensus seems to be that dating here is…um…arduous…if not down-right shitty sometimes. So when the time comes