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28 Oct 2015

The 5 Worst Halloween Costumes For 2015

This year, in particular, has had its large share of pop culture and human culture events that can only result in terrible costume ideas. These are exactly the costumes that the worst dredges of our society will insist are funny and therefore appropriate to wear at every house party, bar and street corner they can find to harass the rest of us innocent bystanders.

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05 Oct 2015

7 Surprisingly Creepy Places in San Francisco

Halloween is coming, motherfuckers! This beautiful holiday celebrates the inherent weirdness of it all and to help you get in the mood, I’ve compiled a list of locations in San Francisco you might not be aware are super duper creepy. Like, “Scooby Gang gotta check it out” kind of creepy.

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10 Jul 2024

This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco

I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available

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29 Sep 2015

Untranslateable Words San Francisco Needs

If you’ve ever spoken multiple languages, you know that there are some words that just don’t translate from one language to another. If you do only speak English, I’d urge you to consider how to begin explaining “on fleek” to a Dutchman or what a “Kardashian” is to a Bosnian

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16 Sep 2015

Get a Dog For The Weekend or Work Day With DOGO!

This wonderful community organization allows you to ‘babysit’ dogs for limited amounts of time. It gives shelter dogs fresh air and socialization and provides everyone with companionship. What a wonderful thing

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11 Sep 2015

Bay Area Art Events to Give You Hope

There are FREE, dope, events centered around art and creativity…in San Francisco…still. Take advantage

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01 Sep 2015

These Are The Saddest Films Ever

Over the last few decades, Asian filmmakers have set out to create the truly honorable feat of making us all want to cry until our eyes bleed. For those of us who love to self-torture over a weekend and not speak to anyone for days afterwards, there’s plenty of movies to

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26 Aug 2015

Why You Shouldn’t Fuck Your Roommate

I get it. You’re young and hot and poor, so you need a young and hot and poor roommate. Here’s why you want to take the hot part out of the situation: it’s a bad idea to fuck your roommate. I promise you. I’ve known many a fool who slept

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19 Aug 2015

Porn for Women

I know I don’t speak for every woman, but many of us have needs. Deep, difficult to satisfy needs that have to be carefully explored and often visually stimulated. Trying to satiate these rampant urges can take a woman down dark, unexplored paths of mystery. It can be delightful or

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