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05 Feb 2016

Burlesque Brunch Serves Legs and Eggs at Their Finest

There is no better way to waste your Sunday early than with bottomless mimosas, and there is no better way to enjoy those than with topless burlesque honeys. That’s what gets served up weekly at Burlesque Brunch, a new recurring Sunday morning burlesque event at PianoFight brought to you by the

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04 Feb 2016

Apple Erects ‘Nude Selfie’ Billboard in SF for Super Bowl

A new iPhone billboard placed on I-80 in SF, just as the Super Bowl arrives here, depicts an attractive young woman taking an amateur topless selfie. Oh, I’d love to hear Jennifer Lawrence’s thoughts about this ad. The “Shot on iPhone 6s” billboard above can currently be seen in San

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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28 Jan 2016

Vandalized ‘Super Bowl 50’ Statues, Ranked

What are the best vandalism jobs thus far performed on the Super Bowl 50 statues erected all over San Francisco? Unless your name is Mayor Ed Lee, you’re up in arms over these ugly-ass, taxpayer-funded, expensive-but-cheaply-produced Super Bowl 50 statues foisted on our otherwise-lovely city by a profiteering third-party outdoor

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08 Jan 2016

Dub Mission Moves To Friday, Starting Tonight With Jahdan Blakkamoore

Your favorite Sunday night reggae club is now your favorite every-second-Friday reggae club. Dub Mission officially moves to second Fridays with tonight’s show featuring INTA!-national reggae superstar Jahdan Blakkamoore plus your resident Dub Mission faves DJ Sep and Vinnie Esparza at the Elbo Room. The legendary dancehall dub club night has

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17 Dec 2015

The Secret, Underground History of the ‘Little Drummer Boy’ Game

Some people play a social game where they avoid the Christmas song “Little Drummer Boy”, a song I consider the greatest carol OF ALL TIME. So I went in search the LDB Game’s original inventors to find out why “Little Drummer Boy” — the only Christmas carol that addresses income

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19 Nov 2015

Ganja Thanksgiving Recipes For a Happy Danksgiving

You should not consume all of these dishes in one day, you’ll hallucinate and puke and think you’re in hell. But preparing one or two of these recipes might make for a memorable (if not remembered) Thanksgiving dinner.

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12 Nov 2015

SF Burlesque Stars Recall Their Best Carol Doda Stories

With top-heavy hearts we remember trailblazing SF stripper Carol Doda in the wake of her passing, as San Francisco’s striptease stars of today share their stories, anecdotes and foul mouthed run-ins with the enigmatic Ms. Doda

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05 Nov 2015

Nina Simone, Janis Joplin and Laurie Anderson Documentaries On Tap This Weekend at Doc Stories Festival

It’s Christmas for documentary nerds this weekend as the Doc Stories festival starts tonight and plays all weekend at the Vogue Theater. You’ve got a Nina Simone documentary, a Janis Joplin documentary, a ‘vigilantes vs. drug cartel’ documentary and Laurie Anderson’s documentary about her dead dog. I swear to god

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