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How Rosamunde Sausage Grill led me to love, pain, and cocaine
A love letter to San Francisco Sausage & Beer.
The Wildest Things Ever Seen at Folsom Street Fair
We asked our readers what was the wildest thing you’ve ever seen at Folsom Street Fair?…And this is what they came up with. Not impressed? Leave your own wildest observations in the comments!
This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco
I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available
Leaked Memo Reveals Trump Cabinet Halloween Costumes
An alleged ‘leaked memo’ from the White House reveals that there will be a Halloween party at the White House this year and Trump is producing it personally with Stephen Miller and Kellyanne Conway as hosts. For security purposes the secret service required all guests to submit their desired costumes
The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco
Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years. I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone
The 10 Worst Places to Have Sex in San Francisco
This article has been written for your safety. Firsthand observations have brought us to these conclusions, and we share them with you in the spirit of safe sex. Here are the absolute worst places to have sex in San Francisco.
Interview With A Stripper
What’s your name? Chloe. Is that your real name? No. “But it’s so normal.” I abhorred the thought of being called something like: Destiny, Jayda, Jade, Peaches, Angelica, Misty, Sapphire, Mercedes, Lexis (who should’ve been called Chevette). Oh and a Spitfire–like a horse! How did you start stripping? I was
The 10 Sexiest Star Wars Characters of All Time
We scoured the galaxy, polled Star Wars fans, aggregated chat room data, and came up with a list of the sexiest star wars heroes and villains of all time
10 Best Clowns To Have Sex With in San Francisco
The person who wrote this had a real funny bone. And some deep seated emotional issues. This is probably the most twisted thing we’ve ever published…