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02 Nov 2023

How Rosamunde Sausage Grill led me to love, pain, and cocaine

A love letter to San Francisco Sausage & Beer. 

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18 Jul 2018

The Wildest Things Ever Seen at Folsom Street Fair

We asked our readers what was the wildest thing you’ve ever seen at Folsom Street Fair?…And this is what they came up with. Not impressed? Leave your own wildest observations in the comments!  

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10 Jul 2024

This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco

I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available

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19 Oct 2017

Leaked Memo Reveals Trump Cabinet Halloween Costumes

An alleged ‘leaked memo’ from the White House reveals that there will be a Halloween party at the White House this year and Trump is producing it personally with Stephen Miller and Kellyanne Conway as hosts.  For security purposes the secret service required all guests to submit their desired costumes

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23 Sep 2016

The 10 Best Trees To Have Sex With In San Francisco

Like many dendrophiles in our community I have been dating dozens of trees over the years.  I’ve had wild nights of passion, and of course slow romantic buildups to incredible, blossoming relationships. Before I get started with my list of the 10 best trees to have sex with in SF, I’d like to tell everyone

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29 Apr 2016

The 10 Worst Places to Have Sex in San Francisco

This article has been written for your safety. Firsthand observations have brought us to these conclusions, and we share them with you in the spirit of safe sex. Here are the absolute worst places to have sex in San Francisco.

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12 Apr 2016

Interview With A Stripper

What’s your name? Chloe. Is that your real name? No. “But it’s so normal.” I abhorred the thought of being called something like: Destiny, Jayda, Jade, Peaches, Angelica, Misty, Sapphire, Mercedes, Lexis (who should’ve been called Chevette). Oh and a Spitfire–like a horse! How did you start stripping? I was

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22 Dec 2015

The 10 Sexiest Star Wars Characters of All Time

We scoured the galaxy, polled Star Wars fans, aggregated chat room data, and came up with a list of the sexiest star wars heroes and villains of all time

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22 Jul 2015

10 Best Clowns To Have Sex With in San Francisco

The person who wrote this had a real funny bone. And some deep seated emotional issues. This is probably the most twisted thing we’ve ever published…

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