New York

NY: Where Not to Order Specialty Martini’s…The Holland Bar
I went to Holland Bar to verify a NY Times article. I left thinking it was like Cheers. Not cable TV, Beacon Hill, Boston Cheers. This is “HBO Special” Hell’s Kitchen Cheers. The “Open” sign on the door was hand written on a half-sheet of computer paper. The Spartan selection

Free Sunday Standup = Free Laughs + maybe a little fart that squeaks out
Going to free stand up comedy shows is like trying to swallow pills made for horses: sometimes it goes well, other times it just doesn’t and you want to die. About a year ago I went to a small standup show in a backroom the size of a refrigerator

Get Frostbitten
Last night I went a FREE big air contest sponsored by Red Bull and almost paid 10 toes. It was the coldest I’d been in my life. My parents insistence on making me uncool in high school with hats and gloves came to mind as I looked at all

Mess around with million dollar interactive gadgets for FREE!
I went to Sony Wonder Technology Lab (SWTL) at Madison Avenue and 56th street the other day with Adam, an 8th grader I was mentoring. Scary right? Don’t tell his mom I sleep on an air mattress in Harlem! Enough about that, I should talk about the open heart

Stupid A/C and Free Concert Series at Pier 17
My new room’s shitty windows are horrible for drafts, which means that when my face un-numbed itself from last night’s free tequila tasting in LES, I woke up to some cold air. Then, the window unit A/C fell out the window when I tried air out the eau de cigarette

Come to the release party for Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in New York!
If you can’t wait until the release party to get your grubby little hands on the book, just click on the links below and order from any of these fine retailers: Independent: Powells Books Corporate: Amazon Barnes and Nobel Also, to celebrate publication of Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living

Westville
A cute and tiny place, Westville is supposed to seem like a random restaurant in the countryside instead of a spot in the middle of Manhattan. It’s pretty hard to imagine yourself out of the West Village though when you look out the window and see a man in hot

Broke-Ass Stuart Does New York
For those of you who don’t know, I am currently living out here in Brooklyn doing my thang. And by “my thang” I mean writing and researching Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in New York. So if you have any suggestions for the NY book please drop me a