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Hilarious Ways Not to Screw up Valentine’s Day
Each February, we’re told that if we really care about our honey, we need to show it with our wallets. Â If he doesn’t buy you artisanal chocolates, red roses, and silk lingerie, then he clearly doesn’t really love you. What bullshit! Showing our affection in less consumerist ways is pretty
How To Do Rubber and Latex Fashion on a Budget (NSFW)
If these skintight rubber fashions and the NSFW tag above pique your interest, you’re perhaps tempted to attend SF fetish fashion events like RubbDown ‘15 or International Ms Leather. And you’ll surely look fuckin’ fabulous in those shiny, clingy outfits that so prominently emphasize the precise dimensions of your boobs and/or junk.
Win A FREE ORIGINAL NOMIKU Sous-Vide Machine For Your Home Kitchen!
Is your New Years resolution to save more money by making food at home? San Francisco based Nomiku was recently featured in Saveur and on Forbes’ list of 30 sensational mega-brains under 30. Nomiku is also the world’s first ever sous vide immersion circulator for the home. That means now everyone can
Work Less, Barter More, Live Better:Â A Free-Lancers Guide to Bartering
In the last 6 months alone, I have bartered for 20/20 vision via $4000 Lasik eye surgery, $2500 in catering, $400 worth of handyman work, $660 worth of hypnotherapy sessions, 20 Kinky Salon tickets, $1200 worth of gym membership/ personal training, $140 Deva hair cuts, and a $390 Burningman ticket. If I can barter for all
Outstanding Christmas Filth: Rachel Lark’s ‘Hung for the Holidays’
For the ideal holiday gift, look no further than that winking young lady above holding a plate of boner-shaped Christmas cookies. Ukelele chanteuse sexpot Rachel Lark has just released her penetrating Christmas treasury “Hung for the Holidays“, a heart-warming collection of XXX ukelele yuletide Christmas carol filth. “Hung for the Holidays” is available
PSA: Why Pills That Make Your Poop Glittery Are a Terrible Idea
You can buy anything on Etsy! For $9.90 (plus shipping + handling) you can get six pill capsules filled with glitter. Presumably they make your poop as colorful as a Lisa Frank folder. I can see it now, Burning Man art installations of rainbow dooky butter. Not sure why you would
Win A Free BBQ Recipe Kit from ‘Bites W/ Spice’
San Francisco culinary couple Jupiter Henry and Lauren Fletcher recently launched a company by the name of Bites with Spice. They just released their first unique new food product: the BBQ Recipe Kit. Inside each kit you will find 2 small glass jars filled with their custom all natural “Master
Win A Copy Of ‘Made By Raffi’: The Boy Who Liked To Knit And Sew
“Inspired by a true-life incident, Made By Raffi is the story of a little boy who doesn’t care for sports but likes to knit and sew — at first he is teased for his hobby, but in the end he becomes a hero to his class. The book supports young boys and