Ferry Building
We wanna send you and your boo to pet all the goats at CUESA’S GOAT FESTIVAL!
It’s baaack! Join CUESA for the Tenth Annual Goat Festival, a celebration of all things goat. Discover the wonders of goats, meet local ranchers and food crafters, sample artisan cheeses, and unleash your inner “kid” at the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market. This year’s festival is cohosted by Meyenberg, America’s #1
Seeing San Franicsco’s Breweries On a Chariot
You get to go to different watering holes on a floating couch, it’s pretty magical. This isn’t about giant brewers with international distribution, it’s about visiting local breweries that make their beer in-house. Beer that is brewed freshly on the premises and then goes straight to the tap and into your glass.
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
We want you to eat free cheese and pet kids at Goatchella!
CUESA’s Ninth Annual Goat Festival (aka #Goatchella) is a free event. But, you have to pay to play…with the kids. You know, baby goats? They also have an artisanal cheese tasting. And both are SOLD OUT! Fortunately, we happen to have a pair of tickets for both. One lucky winner
Win Tix to Eating Nose-to-Tail: The Whole Animal Movement at the Commonwealth Club
San Franciscans are obsessed with food. They do shit like instagram the fuck out of their meals as form of bragging to their friends. The truth is, we’re lucky. Just by default of living in the Bay Area we become those weird creatures called foodies (even if we don’t even
FREE Writer’s Grotto 3-Minute Reading Extravaganza!
50 writers reading for 3 minutes each! And you get to listen to it all for FREE. On Friday, May 10, Book Passage is opening their doors to 50 writers from Writer’s Grotto and giving them each 3 minutes to read from their new work. As they say:
Good Food Awards Marketplace
Good Food Month kicks off this Saturday with a special marketplace featuring finalists from the Good Food Awards. From January 14’“February 20th, the Bay Area will celebrate “the myriad food crafters creating tasty, authentic and responsible food, and the agricultural communities they are tied to.” Saturday’s marketplace will take place
FREE (Fake) Snow Works Its (Fake?) Magic
Picture this: You need to throw your broke-ass A game to win the affections of a certain someone you drunkenly made out with in the photo booth at Pop’s. Like always, you are broke. But never fear, you are still smart enough to use the city to your advantage. You
Meat to Go – Boccalone’s Famous Salumi Cone
My fondness for pork is pretty common knowledge amongst anyone who knows me. That said, I really have to admire Chris Cosentino and Mark Pastore’s mission to make porcine delights (‘œtasty, salted pig parts’ to be exact) more accessible to the people. Which is why, if you happen to be