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7 Times Paul Ryan Looked Like He Sold His Soul to the Devil
The news was announced today that professional scumbag Paul Ryan will be retiring from politics once his term is up. This is fantastic for pretty much every American who isn’t a billionaire, considering this piece of shit made a career out of trying to make disenfranchised people like women, minorities,

FiveThirtyEight Poll Confirms Hillary Clinton Is Antichrist
GUEST POST By: Satan, Prince Of Darkness Puny humans! My Antichrist is revealed in a recent FiveThirtyEight “polls-plus” forecast. As you can plainly see above from a recent FiveThirtyEight forecast, My great false messiah is revealed to be your Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, thus ensuring her complete victory over

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

50 Years of The Church of Satan in San Francisco
The Church of Satan was founded in San Francisco 1969, their 50th Anniversary celebration is this April 30th