The news was announced today that professional scumbag Paul Ryan will be retiring from politics once his term is up. This is fantastic for pretty much every American who isn’t a billionaire, considering this piece of shit made a career out of trying to make disenfranchised people like women, minorities,

GUEST POST By:  Satan, Prince Of Darkness Puny humans! My Antichrist is revealed in a recent FiveThirtyEight “polls-plus” forecast. As you can plainly see above from a recent FiveThirtyEight forecast, My great false messiah is revealed to be your Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, thus ensuring her complete victory over

A Big Change to This Year’s Voter Guide We’ve been doing voter guides for a really long time. I’m pretty sure we put our first one out in like 2010 or something. And I know that thousands of you rely on our voter guides to help you make decision. But

The Church of Satan was founded in San Francisco 1969, their 50th Anniversary celebration is this April 30th