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All Over Coffee By Paul Madonna
The Eviction Series
Chapter 6
I realized I had not been home in two days. At least not inside. Not since I’d found the eviction notice on my door. Seeing that had made me panic. I ran out to find a new place to live only to see how cutthroat the market really was. Now I felt beaten and needed to rest.
5 Greatest Views of San Francisco
The best views of San Francisco to bike to…we borrowed electric bikes to get up the hills…yes it’s cheating…no we’re not ashamed
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
SF Music Video Making Fun of Hipsters
Rapper Cozmost releases music video that lampoons hipster culture and a gentrified San Francisco
Worst Public Transit Stories in San Francisco
Bus driver: “you can’t bring a live animal on here.”
Old Chinese woman: *breaks chicken’s neck, defiantly continues to board bus*
Bus driver: *stunned*
Punch Line Assumes Mission Position For 1 Day Only
You heard right, San Francisco’s indelible Punch Line Comedy Club is opening it’s doors and receiving a load of degenerate albeit hilarious comics from The Mission Position on October 6th. Helping to lead the charge is comedian Jessica Sele, along with Matt Lieb, Torio Van Grol and several other funny people. Sele has the type of strange and comical mind
All Over Coffee By Paul Madonna
The Eviction Series
Chapter 5
“It’s so cold,” the blond, pear-shaped girl said. She was dressed in a black tank top and yoga pants stretched so tight I could see through to her panties—white, patterned with little red skulls.
San Francisco Satire Lives in North Beach…And Wears a Funny Hat
The last time I saw Beach Blanket Babylon was nearly 10 years ago. I had just moved back to the U.S and I was staying in an S.R.O motel above a strip club in North Beach. Each night I would fall asleep to the soothing melodies of Lil Jon & Ludacris coming up through the floor boards from bellow
Trump/Conway Effigy Severely Beaten in San Francisco Mission District
After the screening of CNN’s GOP presidential Debate at the Roxy Theater, protesters took to the streets to beat a double sided pinata of Donald Trump and Ron Conway.