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29 Sep 2015

Untranslateable Words San Francisco Needs

If you’ve ever spoken multiple languages, you know that there are some words that just don’t translate from one language to another. If you do only speak English, I’d urge you to consider how to begin explaining “on fleek” to a Dutchman or what a “Kardashian” is to a Bosnian

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16 Sep 2015

Get a Dog For The Weekend or Work Day With DOGO!

This wonderful community organization allows you to ‘babysit’ dogs for limited amounts of time. It gives shelter dogs fresh air and socialization and provides everyone with companionship. What a wonderful thing

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18 Feb 2020

The Delicious Card: Rad Deals at 30+ SF Restaurants

I am extremely excited to announce the release of The Delicious Card! Delicious cardholders get awesome deals at over 30 of your favorite SF eateries! Membership is a great way to explore new places, support local businesses, and support local journalism.

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11 Sep 2015

Bay Area Art Events to Give You Hope

There are FREE, dope, events centered around art and creativity…in San Francisco…still. Take advantage

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01 Sep 2015

These Are The Saddest Films Ever

Over the last few decades, Asian filmmakers have set out to create the truly honorable feat of making us all want to cry until our eyes bleed. For those of us who love to self-torture over a weekend and not speak to anyone for days afterwards, there’s plenty of movies to

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26 Aug 2015

Why You Shouldn’t Fuck Your Roommate

I get it. You’re young and hot and poor, so you need a young and hot and poor roommate. Here’s why you want to take the hot part out of the situation: it’s a bad idea to fuck your roommate. I promise you. I’ve known many a fool who slept

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19 Aug 2015

Porn for Women

I know I don’t speak for every woman, but many of us have needs. Deep, difficult to satisfy needs that have to be carefully explored and often visually stimulated. Trying to satiate these rampant urges can take a woman down dark, unexplored paths of mystery. It can be delightful or

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17 Aug 2015

The Best comedic Movies Starring Women

Are you missing out on some glorious celebrations of lady-humor that have less blockbuster appeal and more of a cult following? Don’t worry, dude. I got you.

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11 Aug 2015

San Francisco Pickup Lines : By District

Every woman who frequents the fine drinking establishments in San Francisco may become a willing or unwilling participant in a ceremony of courtship. When a man gets a case of ‘the woo’, he’ll try any number of classic mating dances to win you over: physical prowess, fancy lures, partial-to-full nudity, or “negging” because he read some book by a guy wearing a ridiculous hat. Who can blame them? San Francisco is filled with beautiful, intelligent, funny women but now you can better prepare yourself by brushing up on common pick-ups when and where you might* expect them.

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