San Francisco

07 Apr 2025

Trump Administration Cuts Target Local San Franciscans

You’ve seen Jaws, right? I was terrified of the ocean afterwards, and I grew up in Missouri. Well, life in America today feels like summer on Amity Island. If you agree, consider this your sharkfin in the water. The Trump administration is circling his most hated populations, already eating away

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07 Apr 2025

SF Mayor Raises Roof On Residential Building Heights

Every leader wants to leave their mark, to reshape their domain in a way that reminds others, “I was here.” San Francisco has endured its share of eccentric tycoons who spent their sway and fortune taming, sculpting, or redeveloping it. For instance, Adolph Sutro (1830–1898), the city’s 24th mayor, financed

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01 Apr 2025

Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie

The historic Cliff House restaurant has been vacant for far too long. The iconic San Francisco eatery has sat vacant since December of 2020. This fact is entirely unacceptable, as the Cliff House is as much a part of San Francisco as Patagonia vests and Fentanyl. The good news is

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01 Apr 2025

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco

While Donald Trump hates the people in San Francisco, he likes the money and the land, so in a twist so shocking it would make M Night Shyamalan cum in his pants, Donald has decided to move to San Francisco. If you think Trump is moving into a luxury high

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27 Mar 2025

Frankenstein: A Lovely, Exciting, Murderous Dance in San Francisco

On the massive front curtain above the stage, drapped a painting of an anatomical human skull. Then animations from an invisible hand began scribbling arcane medical annotations. Inside the skull a ghostly, ephemeral, storm cloud swirls, and congeals in the shape of a human brain…and as the orchestra began its

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27 Mar 2025

Paint the City Orange and Black, It’s Opening Day SF

It’s that time of the year again, San Francisco! Baseball season is here. The bats start cracking in Cincinnati, so walk your dogs early. Shut your laptop, and if you serve beers, let’s go. It has been an inspiring spring down in Scottsdale. The left side of the infield is

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27 Mar 2025

William Kentridge’s Surreal, fascinating, Multimedia, Opera at Cal Performances

William Kentridge’s multimedia chamber opera, The Great Yes, The Great No, explores the intersection of the Négritude and Surrealist movements, featuring the stories of anti-colonial refugees on the oceanliner Capitaine Paul Lemerle.

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24 Mar 2025

Five Muni Lines Could Get The Snip

SFMTA is considering service rollbacks on five Muni bus lines, citing a drop in profits, which would affect thousands of riders and exacerbate downtown’s ghost-town reputation.

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