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Anarcho-Curious? Bound Together Bookstore Sees “Record Sales”
Anarchism means different things to different people. For some, it’s synonymous with chaos. For others, it’s a compelling alternative to structural hierarchies. Either way, it’s a loaded term, resistant to tidy definitions and often crudely portrayed. Generally, though, anarchism is anti-capitalist, as it opposes “exploitation of man by man” and
Rosamunde in Lower Haight Closed, But You Can Still Find Them Down the Street!
The place that makes the best sausages in SF has closed their Lower Haight location today. They’ve been selling delicious sausages there for some 21 years. Many an afternoon I grabbed a preservative-free, garlic and paprika stuffed pork sausage there, in between drinking pints and smelling farts at Toronado, sometimes
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
SF Neighborhoods & Their Zodiac Signs
San Francisco is 49 square miles of unique neighborhoods and beautiful natural environments, each with their own histories, personalities and characteristics.
Super Dopeman of the Haight and Ashbury Part III
Driven by a desire for boozy good times, an unlikely and reluctant hero finds himself wielding incomprehensible powers of psychedelic proportions! Stay tuned in, dropped on and turned out for The Adventures of Doug, the Super Dope Man of the Haight and Ashbury Part III. (part I, Part II) Doug heaved
We want you to have a free Broke-Ass Stuart Appetizer Passport!
Remember the San Francisco Beer Passport? It was that nifty little passport where you got 30 beers at 30 bars for $30. Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Appetizer Passport. There’s no better way to explore a place than with your mouth! This passport is amazing, you
The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) by Anna Pulley and We’re giving away free copies!
Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!), a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats
The 5 Best Bathrooms in SF to Poop for Free
Let’s talk about poop. Freud compared it to sex, and I think he may be right. Shitting is a form of ejaculation we were introduced to as infants. Sex is expensive. Pooping is FREE….well, if you know where to go. Here are the best five bathrooms to shit for FREE
THE VISTAS OF SAN FRANCISCO: Pairing Buena Vista Park with a Dead Guy Ale
LOCATION: BUENA VISTA PARK BEVERAGE: DEAD GUY ALE by ROGUE The following installment in this series takes a decidedly morbid turn, despite the fact that our setting is a park whose whimsically creative name translates to “Good View”. In fact, Buena Vista Park is San Francisco’s oldest official park and