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20 Dec 2016

What to Get your Favorite Sex Worker for the Holidays

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM When one thinks of sex work, too often those thoughts come laden with negative images. There are, of course, reasons for negative associations to be made, as there are reasons for sex work among women to be hotly

Rae Bathgate - Down and Out and Overseas 0
16 Dec 2016

Orgasms: The Best Holiday Gift

Hey ladies, do you feel like your body is constantly under attack? I do. I bet you do, too. When you’re constantly on the defensive about the right to have an abortion, the right to carry your child to term, your inability to conceive and however you need to feel

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0
27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
20 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Is it Racist to Prefer Asian Women?

Dear Candace, Why are dudes who are into Asian women considered racist? How is it different than when someone prefers blondes? It’s not that big a deal. Let’s begin by noting that it always, always, sucks to be called out for your physical attributes alone, even in admiration. This is,

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0
19 Jul 2016

Ridiculous New Words that Apply to Your Ridiculous Dating Life

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Dating is hard, especially without the proper terms for describing your sometimes amazing, sometimes terrible experiences. The following terms will help you communicate all that you’ve been through and may even help

Heather Robinson - Artisanal Trouble Maker 0
22 Jun 2016

How to Have Sex in a Hostel

Ah hostels – a wonderful, budget friendly way to see the world, meet cool people, and have some awkward-ass sex. No shame, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, ain’t no thing. But here are some tried and true tips for getting in on when you’re getting away. Bunk bed sex

Kit Friday -Mild in the Streets 0
14 Apr 2016

Which Golden State Warriors Have The Biggest D*cks? An Analysis

As the Warriors complete the greatest season ever in NBA history (73-9), one’s curiosity inevitably turns to which member of the Golden State Warriors squad has the biggest dick. We bust out the tape measure and size up the Warriors accordingly in the analysis below.

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
07 Apr 2016

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!) by Anna Pulley and We’re giving away free copies!

Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!), a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats

illyannam 0
29 Mar 2016

Travel Tips Abroad: From Hanging Out to Getting High & Making Out

I travel quite a bit.  I tend to leave the country at least twice a year, and I almost exclusively travel alone. What can I say? I like the anonymity that travel provides- to be a stranger in a strange land can be a narcotic. A lot of the reasons

Kit Friday -Mild in the Streets 0