Burger King is Getting Naughty for V-Day with an Adult Meal

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Oh Burger King, purveyor of fast food and bathrooms where people get busy in. You’ve provided many a road trip meal as well as a place to shit once that meal gave the consumer diarrhea. Burger King, you’ve really outdone yourself this time.

According to Adweek, Burger King Israel is getting extra freaky this year for Valentine’s Day. Apparently from 6pm till close on February 14th the Burger Kings in Israel will be selling adult meals that contain:

2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside
(emphasis BK’s)

BK isn’t the first fast joint to get all super romantico for Valentine’s Day; as you may recall last Zach covered his fancy romantic meal at White Castle last year. That said this may be the first time a fast food chain took it an extra step and made their meal kinky…well at least kinda kinky. Too bad Americans are WAY too prude to allow this kind of thing to go down in our country. I mean what’s sexier than someone with greasy french fry hands tickling you with feathers? Actually I can think of a lot of things.

Anyways check out their video below:

Shout out to Charlie for hipping me to this whole thing.