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I Want to Mail You Weird Postcards

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Remember back in February when I sent out the incredibly ridiculous Valentine above? Well it got me thinking: I’d really love to continue sending out weird postcards to all my followers, fans, and frenemies. I mean, who doesn’t like getting something in the mail? In this increasingly digital world, isn’t it nice to receive something you can actually hold?

That’s why I’ve decided to start my new Postcards in the Mail program. It’s a rad way to send you special little trinkets you can put on your fridge so that your visitors will wonder what kind of weird shit you’re into. Plus I promise they won’t all be as nudie as the one above.

They also will be far more clever than the one below. I just made this one to wet your whistle, and not giveaway the surprises coming later this year.

So here’s how it’s gonna work. I’ll be sending out postcards for different holidays four times a year. I already did the Valentine’s Day one, and the next one is May Day (this one is so awesome btw!!).

Anyone who becomes a member of the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at the tier of $6 or above will be in the Postcards in the Mail program and will get ridiculous postcards throughout the year. Not only will you be getting a bit of pure awesomeness mailed directly to your door, you’ll also be helping keep alive! It’s the best gift for everyone! You can learn more about why I’m doing Patreon right here.

For those of you who’re already members of the BAS Patreon at $3 or above, you’re grandfathered in! Just make sure you update your profile with your shipping address, which you can learn how to do right here.

Click the button below to get in on the action.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.