Advice
Broke-Ass Etiquette: Wedding Gifts
Q: Dear Half-Price Headliner, So, I’m friends with a couple getting married, and I’m invited to both the wedding and the bachelor party. Both entail flying out to California. Also, the bachelor party will cost me a fair bit of money. So, what is the etiquette on wedding gifts? I
Freeze It: Storing Food Is Good
There was an article in the NY Times awhile ago about maximizing your freezer; apparently its good to freeze just about anything. And I thought it was just good for making cheap vodkas drinkable and preserving November snowballs. The first point of the article is the broad reminder to save
Lessons on How to (Civilly) Disobey Thoreau
It’s hard for most people to travel though life without knocking shoulders at least once with Henry David Thoreau. Somehow, and mostly via his oft-celebrated Walden, Thoreau has managed to dip his finger in every topic remotely related to A Well Lived Life. His advice on simplicity (“Simplify, simplify”), his
Ask and You Might Receive
After no more than fifteen minutes on the phone with the evil asshole that is Comcast, I stand victorious! Thanks to my roommate’s sharp eye for detail, we noticed that our monthly $16 Internet discount had run its twelve month course and we were once again being charged the full
Pet Rats: The Perfect Companions for City Dwellers
Ever walk around your city, looking up at apartment buildings with all those lives piled one on top of the other and wonder, “How the hell am I lonely?” When I first moved to New York eight years ago, it was a pretty regular occurrence for me. Since then, I’ve
The Bodega Goes Gourmet: How to Make the Most of Deli Food
When I first moved to New York, I remember walking to the nearest deli in search of butter or anything resembling butter that I could find on my block. Hidden behind crumbling Dominican wedding cakes and varieties of beef jerky I hadn’t even heard of ( a rare thing indeed),
FREE (Fake) Snow Works Its (Fake?) Magic
Picture this: You need to throw your broke-ass A game to win the affections of a certain someone you drunkenly made out with in the photo booth at Pop’s. Like always, you are broke. But never fear, you are still smart enough to use the city to your advantage. You
Ways To Cut Costs This Holiday Season
The leaves are blowing around and the temperature is dropping, which means it’s time to celebrate the holiday season. You will overeat and drink too much, all which are fixable. But people are always looking at ways to cut costs around this expensive time of year. Here are a few