BART to Add Bars & Booze to All Commuter Trains
April 1st, 2023. BREAKING NEWS – Let’s get a beer on BART! It’s finally happening folks! BART plans on combating budget concerns by adding dining cars with full bars and a bartender to each commuter train. The ridership on BART has had a steep decline over the last few years with
You Can See the Northern Lights in SF During Daytime!
The northern lights will be visible in the Bay Area sky today SF Gate also says it’s maybe happening. Ben Burress, an astronomer at Oakland’s Chabot Space and Science Center said ,”Typically, this colorful phenomenon can only be seen in the Arctic and Antarctic regions surrounding the planet’s magnetic poles.”
The 2023 SF Wine Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the 2023 SF Wine Passport! There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. You get 2-for-1 glasses of wine at 23 of SF’s finest locally owned bars and restaurants for only $39.95! It honestly doesn’t get much better than that. And after the
CDC Urges Social Distancing From Entire State of Florida
District of Columbia, US – In effort to slow the spread of coronavirus in the greater United States the CDC announced April 1st that it recommends all other states to ‘distance themselves from Florida’. A CDC spokesperson told the press Thursday, “Statistics show that a majority of Covid infections are
Russian Consulate Reopens inside SF Facebook Building
Facebook is celebrating moving into yet another luxury office building downtown San Francisco in 2019. Facebook’s Instagram division already spent $35 Million to lease 37 stories of the luxury high-rise at 181 Fremont St. The Facebook & Instagram hi-rise is one of very few towers with exclusive bridge access to
Salesforce to Paint Golden Gate Bridge Blue For Dreamforce Conference
Every September downtown San Francisco is completely overrun by Salesforce’s giant Dreamforce conference. Thousands of people come from around the world to do whatever it is that people do at Dreamforce, while the city’s already hellish traffic is made considerably worse by the closing down of streets near Moscone Center.
Fire the Fool – Nationwide Trump Protests Are No Joke
For the last five months, it feels like this country has been leading up to one big April Fool’s joke being put on by our government. Should we ever be so lucky that was the case, yet unfortunately by now, we know it’s not. In response to “The Fool” and