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01 Apr 2024

Newsom Becomes Spokesman for Men’s Warehouse

Move over runway models, there’s a new icon in town, and he’s gubernatorially good-looking. Men’s Wearhouse has the most unexpected, yet totally expected new spokesperson: The Bay Area’s own…Gavin Newsom. Upon hearing the news of Newsom’s collaboration with Men’s Warehouse, one might initially be shocked, but upon further reflection, it

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01 Apr 2023

BART to Add Bars & Booze to All Commuter Trains

April 1st, 2023. BREAKING NEWS – Let’s get a beer on BART! It’s finally happening folks!  BART plans on combating budget concerns by adding dining cars with full bars and a bartender to each commuter train. The ridership on BART has had a steep decline over the last few years with

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27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

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01 Apr 2022

You Can See the Northern Lights in SF During Daytime!

The northern lights will be visible in the Bay Area sky today  SF Gate also says it’s maybe happening. Ben Burress, an astronomer at Oakland’s Chabot Space and Science Center said ,”Typically, this colorful phenomenon can only be seen in the Arctic and Antarctic regions surrounding the planet’s magnetic poles.”

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01 Apr 2021

CDC Urges Social Distancing From Entire State of Florida

District of Columbia, US –  In effort to slow the spread of coronavirus in the greater United States the CDC announced April 1st that it recommends all other states to ‘distance themselves from Florida’. A CDC spokesperson told the press Thursday, “Statistics show that a majority of Covid infections are

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01 Apr 2019

Russian Consulate Reopens inside SF Facebook Building

Facebook is celebrating moving into yet another luxury office building downtown San Francisco in 2019. Facebook’s Instagram division already spent $35 Million to lease 37 stories of the luxury high-rise at 181 Fremont St. The Facebook & Instagram hi-rise is one of very few towers with exclusive bridge access to

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01 Apr 2019

Salesforce to Paint Golden Gate Bridge Blue For Dreamforce Conference

Every September downtown San Francisco is completely overrun by Salesforce’s giant Dreamforce conference. Thousands of people come from around the world to do whatever it is that people do at Dreamforce, while the city’s already hellish traffic is made considerably worse by the closing down of streets near Moscone Center.

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03 Apr 2017

Fire the Fool – Nationwide Trump Protests Are No Joke

For the last five months, it feels like this country has been leading up to one big April Fool’s joke being put on by our government. Should we ever be so lucky that was the case, yet unfortunately by now, we know it’s not. In response to “The Fool” and

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