Skinny Bitches shop for cheap — BCBG, Ella Moss Sample Sale This Saturday!

I cannot fit into anything in BCBG. Yes, I am outing myself on the internet.

 

I am in no way, shape or form considered slender, skinny, slim, petite, svelte or trim. This does not mean I do not love the stuff BCBG and Ella Moss come out with — it merely means I am jealous.

 

And my jealousy is multiplying the closer we get to Saturday. The labels are pawning off they’re slightly flawed garments for ladies-in-waiting at immeasurably slashed prices. For those of you who can get down there when it opens at 10am, I’m pretty sure that there will be ridiculous catfights required to get your hands on that cute babydoll that all your friends will be lusting after all summer. Remember, bring cash if you can — there is an extra 10% off for cash purchases. MEANING SHIT COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE 80% OFF.  I rest my case.

 

What: BCBG and Ella Moss Sample Sale

Where: Fort Mason Center, Building D

When: 10 a.m. — 4 p.m.

Why: You need a new going out dress. Or you like to watch girls go down in a heat of passion for that one last size 4. 

 

PS: The Sample Sale is the new black. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Monica Miller - The Intern

Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year, she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze, get at me.]