Skinny Bitches shop for cheap — BCBG, Ella Moss Sample Sale This Saturday!
I cannot fit into anything in BCBG. Yes, I am outing myself on the internet.
I am in no way, shape or form considered slender, skinny, slim, petite, svelte or trim. This does not mean I do not love the stuff BCBG and Ella Moss come out with '” it merely means I am jealous.
And my jealousy is multiplying the closer we get to Saturday. The labels are pawning off they’re slightly flawed garments for ladies-in-waiting at immeasurably slashed prices. For those of you who can get down there when it opens at 10am, I’m pretty sure that there will be ridiculous catfights required to get your hands on that cute babydoll that all your friends will be lusting after all summer. Remember, bring cash if you can '” there is an extra 10% off for cash purchases. MEANING SHIT COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE 80% OFF. I rest my case.
What: BCBG and Ella Moss Sample Sale
Where: Fort Mason Center, Building D
When: 10 a.m. '” 4 p.m.
Why: You need a new going out dress. Or you like to watch girls go down in a heat of passion for that one last size 4.
PS: The Sample Sale is the new black. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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