new york city
Skate and Sip at the Standard Hotel’s New Ice Skating Rink
Ice skating in New York is certainly a winter rite of passage, but it also can be a total nightmare. While it’s been immortalized in many a rom-com, most rinks in the city are crowded and pricey to boot. If the thought of Bryant Park and Rockefeller makes you claustrophobic,
Top Tipple at The Narrows
Starring on an unassuming block off the Morgan L top, The Narrows has what its ‘hood rats need: A space classy enough to not miss Manhattan with drinks served at Brooklyn prices. All smooth lines, dim lights and black and white decor inside with a choice list of premium cocktails and beers,
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Pre-gift/Re-gift Holiday Party For Misfit Toys @ Hot Bird
If you’re Jewish you’ve already received all your presents for the year, and you know what? A lot of them were probably garbage. Sure, you were nice at the time, but do you really want a pneumatic spatula? Thankfully the good and like-minded people at Brokelyn have he answer with
The Deal-iest Deal Book of All: 2011 NYC Big Deal Book
Here at BrokeAssStuart, we’ve made it our spiritual quest to save you money. Whether it’s cheap burritos or free concerts, we’ve pretty much cornered the market on never having to pay the full price for things. So while a PBR and Whiskey shot for $3 is nice, it’s not something
FREE Burgers at FoodParc if You Own A Tron Costume and Are Willing To Wear It In Public
If you already own a Tron costume, let’s face it: you’re getting laid pretty much… never, so you might as well be upfront about this fact and utilize your Tron costume in what it can help you get, which is a FREE combo meal at FoodParc, including cheeseburger, fries, and
No Frills, Just Music at The Stone
Like most cool things in NYC, The Stone is hard to find. Not because it’s the next super swanky “knock three times and wink suggestively while purring like a cat” to get in hot spot (do those really exist, by the way? I haven’t been invited yet…), but because the
OMG There is a Lego Store at Rockefeller
As a general rule, I avoid Rockefeller Center, especially on the weekends. It’s not as much of a cluster fuck as Times Square, but it’s pretty close. I never regretted this until this past weekend, when I discovered there is a Lego Store right by the ice skating rink. There
T-Shirt Time Isn’t Just for the ‘Jersey Shore’
How MTV’s most lucrative guidos managed to turn a mundane task into an anticipated mini-celebration and coin yet another catchphrase, “T-shirt Time!”, is a conundrum. But who needs explanation when there are multiple sets of rippling abs to distract you from the stupidity of it all. Nonetheless, no promises will